Wikipedia: a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal sex, oral sex, or zoophilia.

Why is butt sex, going down on someone, and bestiality all in one category?

#4: It’s okay to fall.
#3: My green skates.

#2: I choose my name, one that isn’t one of the 1,812,031 nick names I already have.

#1: I don’t have to wear pants.

The world must go see boom. It’s playing at the San Diego Rep Theater in Horton Plaza. I just saw it with my friends Danny, Kaylen, Arielle, and Rishika. The entire show we just couldn’t stop laughing. This three person show is beautifully well done. SO GO SEE IT :)

Today, while walking around La Jolla with my good Indian, Rishika, we came across a kitty that was almost on the sidewalk. Usually I would have just thought, AW! What a cute kitty! and moved on with my life. But this cat, whom I later named Ivan, was very thin, limped, and seemed cold. I looked for a home that he could have belonged to. One house had food and water outside so I knocked on the door to see to it that the cat would be safe inside. No one answered and I couldn’t bring myself to leave him alone so I made Rishika wait with me as I panicked, called my mom, then called Animal Control to figure out what to do. We waited with Ivan, I petted him and kept him warm. 20 minutes later, the lovely woman who was the mommy of Ivan came home to Rishika and I snuggling her cat. We explained to her what had happened and she was overly grateful. Ivan turned out to be 20+ years old and just liked to sit out in the sun. The lady told me that she would make sure that he would stay inside from now on when she left the house. I feel bad that old-cat Ivan wouldn’t be able to bask in the beautiful weather now. Moments later, Animal Control drove up and I explained the situation to that nice lady as well.

All is well tonight; Ivan is warm and safe in his home and the Saints are going to the Superbowl. Congrats to you both!